Quote by Craig Johnson Download Open image ““It is another beautiful evening here at the Red Pony bar and continual soirée, how can I help you?”” — Craig Johnson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You read a lot, don't you, Ponyboy?” I was startled. “Yeah, why?” “I could just tell. I'll bet you watch sunsets, too.” — S.E. Hinton Copy Share Image
“This was a proper stable, not a pony club. It was a totally different world. And it was one that Issie was excited to… — Stacy Gregg Copy Share Image
“Little kids I don't mind. Every kid wants a pony. It's grown-ups that get my robe in a knot. Stop with the begging, okay?… — Ron Koertge Copy Share Image
“So, what brings you here, of all places? This hardly seems like your sort of diversion." One mahogany brow arched skyward, an amused glint… — Tracy Anne Warren Copy Share Image
“You seem to be trying to ride a pony named Trouble all the way to the border.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“You'd never get tired of a pony. It's a classic. It's, like, the Chanel jacket of toys.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Kate smirked. "What?" "Your horse looks pink." "So?" "If you paste some stars on her butt you'll be riding My Little Pony." "Bugger off."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Thank you for a wonderful night. Your carriage awaits downstairs. -Oliver” — Joann I. Martin Sowles Copy Share Image
“There were a few things she did know for sure, though. There was no way the pony was going back in the gate. Not… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“He swelled into the piece, his hand flat-hatting across the keyboard and thundering the lower notes like a trip-hammer. Finishing what I assumed was… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Good friends are the ones who can remain close without losing their ability to” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“When you go to a dogfight, it’s always good to bring the meanest bitch.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an Indian, and… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I thought about Maggie and how passion was a difficult thing to sustain, but that friendship had a pace that could go on forever.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I don't trust people who don't like animals. Hell, animals are the finest people I know.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“a beautiful, intelligent woman with a body like Salome and a mouth like a saltwater crocodile.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I think insanity runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but remember the one at my parents’ place after they had passed. I’d gone through their things and hadn’t kept much,… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in your old… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“You will stand and see the good, but you will also stand and see the bad—the dead shall rise and the blind will see.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Little known fact: offensive tackles score higher on the Wonderlic than any other position.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image