All Colin Quinn Quotes
- Everybody's funny in different ways. Different Ways
- Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves. Bad
- I always wanted to write as much as perform. Always Wanted
- I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell… Act
- I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any. Any
- I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. All
- I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway. Act
- I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different. Celebrate
- I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write All
- It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have… Capitalism
- The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests. Alone
- It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything. Crazy
- The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways… Deep
- With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. Comedian
- I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial. Actor
- You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Everybody
- That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky. Allowed
- I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows. Always Working
- You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad.… Bad
- Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old… Adult