Best Colin Quinn Quotes
- I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them. Another Guy
- I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit.… Africa
- You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. All
- The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay.… Asking
- People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper. Future
- My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation… Act
- I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't… Almost Like
- Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go… Accept
- The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found… Ancient
- My name has zero value. Inspirational
- Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. Different Sense
- I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you… Act
- I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. Actor
- So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes… Asholes
- Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it. Addicted
- I like guy stuff. Guy
- I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more… History
- I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a… Beg
- He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic… Act