"It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work.……" — Colin Quinn
"It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for who’s our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. That’s great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government."
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44 Quotes by Colin Quinn
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I always wanted to write as much as perform.
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I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.
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I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are…
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I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write
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The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.
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It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.
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The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people…
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