All CM Punk Quotes
- The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did… Advantage
- On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little… Any
- I am fat and I don't care. Care
- I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar… Any
- I would love to do both but I think I believe there's a thing as overexposure and I think people will get sick of me… Anymore
- A lot of people in the WWE try to paint themselves as outlaws and rebels and I really honestly believe I'm the only one left.… All
- Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose. Alamo
- Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole. Cole
- How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that? Bullies
- Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it. Funny
- I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there. Couple
- Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight. Cole
- Stay down, David. Stay down. David
- See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate. Face
- Security, we have a jumper! Security? Inspirational
- It's a good thing a DUI's job security. Dui
- Looks like he's dressed for court. Court
- You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine! Actually Become
- My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair. Chemicals
- I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono! Kimono
- Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who. Announce
- I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show. Entire
- I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her. Believe
- My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here… Announce
- King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though. Doe