All CM Punk Quotes
- Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?! Bars
- If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business. Asked
- I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony. Hit
- I would, but I know where that hand's been. Been
- Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! Bar
- John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing? Diet
- We have the worst security! Inspirational
- Fix him so I can break him again! Break
- My name's Punk. CM Punk. Cm Punk
- In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread… Believe
- Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking. Complete
- He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber. Dinger
- You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of… Body
- So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria. Commentary
- YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA! Funny
- I am the voice of the voiceless. Inspirational
- Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die. Die
- It's a good time to be CM Punk right now. Cm Punk
- A whole bunch of people told me that if I went to WWE, I'd never make it. But it's like I never heard them. I… Ahead
- My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their… Afford
- I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying… All
- I'm THE BEST IN THE WORLD! Best
- I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live… Boring
- Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud! Afraid
- Can I wear your blazer? Blazer