"It's a good thing a DUI's job security." — CM Punk

More Dui Quotes

This quote is filed under Dui Quotes, one of 12 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Semitic… — Mel Gibson
• That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But… — Kesha
• I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit… — Amanda Bynes
• An estimated 9,000 American citizens are killed every year by illegal aliens. Thats 25 American citizens per day killed by… — Russell Pearce
• People get DUIs, people get in fights with their boyfriends, it happens, life happens, but it's about being accountable for… — Leslie Bibb
• You can never prepare yourself enough to see your mug shot and DUI. — Tracey Gold
• For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last… — Taylor Swift
• I-502 has drawn harsh circitism within the movement for setting up (if passed) a per se DUI limit that would… — Anand
• Clubs are just not where I want to be photographed. For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl… — Taylor Swift
• I will never get a DUI because I can't drive. — Natasha Bedingfield
• I got pulled over for my DUI, it wasn't because I was swerving or speeding. I got pulled over because… — Danielle Fishel

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