I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. — Chevy Chase Attitude Copy Share Image
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had… — Chevy Chase Carter Copy Share Image
They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase. — Chevy Chase Actor Copy Share Image
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. — Chevy Chase Actors Copy Share Image
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. — Chevy Chase Danish Copy Share Image
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. — Chevy Chase Cinema Copy Share Image
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. — Chevy Chase Athletic Copy Share Image
Love is huge. But if you're talking about men and women, it's got to start with the most initial obvious attraction that… — Chevy Chase Love Copy Share Image
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default. — Chevy Chase Default Copy Share Image
I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do! — Chevy Chase Am Copy Share Image
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was. — Chevy Chase Best comedy Copy Share Image
I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have… — Chevy Chase Advice Copy Share Image