All Chelsea Peretti Quotes
- Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people? Fedora
- Why are old maps always burnt? Always Burnt
- I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.... Comedy
- If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. Emoji
- I really want to interview Larry David. David
- I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community. Community
- We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a… Close
- So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to… Amy
- I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up. Almost Everything
- I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back, and they were voraciously hungry. They were… Blue