If sleep came to me as easily as stupidity comes to some people, than I would be asleep before my head hit… — Brii Ann Sleep Copy Share Image
Mistakes are made, apologies are made, excuses are made. And now your bed is made .. lie in it. — Brii Ann Failure Copy Share Image
Some are short and sweet. Some are long and hard. But this time, I want one that is long, stimulating, and full… — Brii Ann Adult Copy Share Image
Mr. Sandman, I am not playing around tonight. You better sprinkle some of that dang sleep dust on me or I will… — Brii Ann Playing around Copy Share Image
People say you can choose your friends, but not your family. Well, I have cut a hell of a lot of branches… — Brii Ann Family Copy Share Image
Has anyone else ever noticed the Krusty Krab is located in bikini bottom?, that can't be a coincidence, can it? — Brii Ann Funny Copy Share Image
Loves when people can talk about me and yet they have done the same in their life, but I'm the bad one.… — Brii Ann Facebook status Copy Share Image
Can't help but laugh at this dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got cock blocked by Visa. — Brii Ann Funny Copy Share Image
My get up and go, got up and went. I need to get up and go find it, but it went. So… — Brii Ann Facebook status Copy Share Image
I wish I could sleep but my A.D.D kicks in and well, one sheep, two sheep, cow, duck, turtle, Old McDonald had… — Brii Ann Facebook status Copy Share Image
Its called the past for a reason. Stop blaming it for your inability to grow up and take responsibility for your actions. — Brii Ann Facebook statusangry Copy Share Image
Feeling slightly perturbed and irritable. Maybe a tad pissy too, with a pinch of bitchy thrown in for good measures. — Brii Ann Facebook status Copy Share Image
The hardest part of being a mother is watching your children grow up, knowing there is nothing you can do about it… — Brii Ann Children Copy Share Image
Some people need to think about how they would feel if they were put in the situation they are putting others in.… — Brii Ann Facebook status Copy Share Image
Hears strength in my sons laugh, see's hope in my daughters eyes, and finds peace in their arms. — Brii Ann Children Copy Share Image
I find my strength in their laugh, my happiness in their hugs and kisses, and all the faith I need to keep… — Brii Ann Children Copy Share Image
Never mess with a person who has the knowledge and ability to bring your whole world crashing down around you, in flames,… — Brii Ann Facebook statusangry Copy Share Image
When everything around me feels like its falling apart and I just wanna give up, I think of my kids, and know… — Brii Ann Children Copy Share Image
A man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. He types in mypenis. The wife then starts laughing hysterically… — Brii Ann Computers Copy Share Image
A child's love does not come with judgement or reasons to love. Its pure and true. — Brii Ann Children Copy Share Image
My children are my stars. They are bright and beautiful and no matter how dark it may get, they will always illuminate… — Brii Ann Astronomy Copy Share Image
You may have bent me, you didn't break me. You may have delayed my dreams, but you didnt destroy them. You made… — Brii Ann Dreams Copy Share Image
