All Boris Johnson Quotes
- Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the… Called
- My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. Birthday
- My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. Chance
- I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. Becoming
- I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton. Eton
- There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the… Absolutely
- It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV… Career
- My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. Disaster
- London is a fantastic creator of jobs - but many of these jobs are going to people who don't originate in this country. Country
- I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work. Competitive
- I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest. Cameron
- I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist. Assembly
- I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick. Jumping
- If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere. Anywhere
- So I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy. Creation
- The job of mayor of London is unbelievably taxing, particularly in the run-up to the Olympics. Job
- I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it… Been
- We are experiencing such large support for the Olympic relay that our advice is to stay in your neighbourhood, stay in your borough and wait… Advice
- Times have been tough, the economy has been tough. But I want to bring forward a fantastic manifesto for taking the city forwards. Been
- That is the best case for Bush; that, among other things, he liberated Iraq. It is good enough for me. Among