All Boris Johnson Quotes
- This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out. Inspirational
- It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them. Easy
- The mayors fund for London will be a streamlined vehicle for getting money from the wealth creating sector to communities across London that are facing… Across
- My point is that this Potter business has legs. It will run and run, and we must be utterly mad, as a country, to leave… Americans
- It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the… Alone
- I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never… Becker
- Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3. Bigger
- The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition. Dems
- I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable… Airtime
- I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar. Been
- The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas. Better
- I think it’d be disgraceful if a chap wasn’t allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if… All
- But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able… Able
- Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything. Achieve
- It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair… Barely
- It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and… Abroad
- Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet… Alike
- I stress – I don't believe that economic equality is possible; indeed some measure of inequality is essential for the spirit of envy and keeping… Activity
- Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It's time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most… Cannabis
- The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative. Conservative