All Boris Johnson Quotes
- I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs? Cant
- Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious. Conscious
- Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power. Dark
- If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well… Consecrated
- When Cameron's Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law… Age
- You know, sometimes I don't understand what's wrong with us. This is just about the most creative and imaginative country on earth—and yet sometimes we… Atom
- I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there… Course
- In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't… Bicycle
- The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale, Counter
- Remind me: who was the greater mass murderer, Stalin or Hitler? Well, Stalin is thought to have been responsible for about 50 million deaths, and… Achievement
- He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the… Betting
- I want to win and I want to be in office. Inspirational
- I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done. Blameless
- Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books. Book
- It just happens I write fast and always have done. Fast
- I'm a one-nation Tory. Funny
- I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight. Elected
- As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister Brown
- I would ban sweets from school - but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much Ban
- My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills… Arnold