All Bobby Heenan Quotes
- And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?' Dropped
- There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. Better
- This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen. Bad
- There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories. Area
- You can win, it'll just cost you some money. Cost
- I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me Ask
- Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper. B Ware
- Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink. Days
- Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone. Bone
- You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. All
- I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home. Dad
- Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. Dusty
- They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children. Children
- I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?' Asked
- The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated. Bad
- He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count! Anybody
- Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off… Gonna
- The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce. Allowed
- Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. Act
- To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver. Duggan
- What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other? Chasing
- You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82. Funny
- I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages. All
- If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. Eccentric
- North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? Cow