Bobby Heenan Quotes
- This guy makes coffee nervous.
- It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
- You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
- He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
- Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
- Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
- Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
- When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
- He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
- I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
- There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
- [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
- If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
- Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
- Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
- By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
- When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
- You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
- There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.
- Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.