Betty White Quotes

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• If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn't work, you're a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who…
• If you have one good series, you know, it's a blessing. Two good series is unusual. Three is a phenomenon, but right now, I'm working…
• It's been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven't been away, guys. I've been working steadily for…
• Long ago, I did a five-and-a-half-hour-a-day, six-day-a-week talk show for four years, early on, in Los Angeles - local show. And when you are on…
• The audience today has heard every joke. They know every plot. They know where you're going before you even start. That's a tough audience to…
• The bottom line is, I'm blessed with good health. On top of that, I don't go around thinking 'Oh, I'm 90, I better do this…
• Why retire from something if you're loving it so much and enjoying it so much, and you're blessed with another group of people to work…
• If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.
• Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it…
• You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.
• I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.
• It’s [old age] not a surprise, we knew it was coming – make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on…
• All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can’t…
• People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' .. At my age, if I wanted to…
• Vodka is kind of a hobby.
• I love Cadillacs and name them after birds.
• I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
• I think older women still have a full life.
• I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!
• Age is just a number and people need to get over it.

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