Betty White Quotes

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• A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.
• Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.
• A lot of people think this is a goodie two-shoes talking. But we do have a tendency to complain rather than celebrating who we are.…
• I am the luckiest old broad on two feet if the truth were known. It's - but it all goes back to 'Mary Tyler Moore,'…
• When I pontificate, it sounds so, you know, Oh, well, she's preaching. I'm not preaching, but I think maybe I learned it from my animal…
• I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.
• Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
• It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor…
• If you're walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I…
• Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find…
• A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.
• I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste…
• You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.
• I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.
• I don't care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time - and there are gay relationships that are more…
• If everyone took personal responsibility for their animals, we wouldn't have a lot of the animal problems that we do. I'm a big spay-and-neuter supporter.…
• I don't seem to require a lot of sleep. I just - if I get four, five good hours, I'm fine. But sleeping is sort…
• My mother and dad were big animal lovers, too. I just don't know how I would have lived without animals around me. I'm fascinated by…
• I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
• I have the backbone of an eel.

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