Betty White Quotes

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• I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
• Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy…
• I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.
• Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.
• Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.
• Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.
• If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.
• I don't care who anybody sleeps with,
• Gravity has taken over me from time to time. But otherwise than that, I'm blessed with good health. That's the bottom line.
• I'm so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus. But I didn't…
• I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.
• I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.
• I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.
• I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.
• I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
• Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.
• When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.
• I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they're spying on somebody who doesn't know they're looking at them. And nobody…
• I think it's your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that's a waste of a lovely life. 'Oh...…
• It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year.…

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