“Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.” — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.” — Bauvard Divorce Copy Share Image
“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy… — Bauvard Abortion Copy Share Image
“There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.” — Bauvard Cliche Copy Share Image
“Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.” — Bauvard First step Copy Share Image
“Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.” — Bauvard Education Copy Share Image
“When cultivating your garden, keep the soil healthy with encroachers. The most redolent flowers grow over graves.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better… — Bauvard Community Copy Share Image
“When a person encounters his own statue and takes a hammer to it, performance art adds depth to greatness.” — Bauvard Art Copy Share Image
“I just wanted the rain to come so I could help grow something. But I became a part of so much more”… — Bauvard Dirt Copy Share Image
“Cannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies. ” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Attacking the person instead of the argument is condemned in logic, widespread in physics, and not used nearly enough in humanism.” — Bauvard Argument Copy Share Image
“Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal.” — Bauvard Anorexia Copy Share Image
“Hypocrisy is a quality found in others. I am an optimist. I believe that saying the right thing will eventually cause people… — Bauvard Hypocrisy Copy Share Image
“First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.” — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“It is remarkably precocious when a person accomplishes anything after the age of thirty.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“There are lots of things sons shouldn’t imagine about their mothers, above all what it was like to become one.” — Bauvard Mothers Copy Share Image
