I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. — Azgraybebly Joslan Jokes Copy Share Image
Palm trees, ocean breeze, salty air, sun kissed hair. That endless summer, take me there. — Azgraybebly Joslan Ocean Copy Share Image
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you. — Azgraybebly Joslan Freedom Copy Share Image
Do you ever get the feeling that youre being watched? Because if its bothering you, Ill stop. — Azgraybebly Joslan D lol Copy Share Image
On Independence Day Heres wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us¦ NOW AND ALWAYS. — Azgraybebly Joslan Dreams Copy Share Image
It's the lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself. — Azgraybebly Joslan Afraid Copy Share Image
Strength does not come from physical capabilities, it comes from indomitable will. — Azgraybebly Joslan Indomitable Copy Share Image
How I Wished To Whisper Countless Things In You Ear But They Were Frozen When You Were Near. Now That, You Have… — Azgraybebly Joslan Gone forever Copy Share Image
I found d perfect example for Newton's3rd law. Every time I open my book My eyes close automatically. NEWTON IS Great. — Azgraybebly Joslan Books Copy Share Image
I ask God to bless you, to guide you, to keep you safe, to give you peace, to give u joy and… — Azgraybebly Joslan Bless Copy Share Image
You can search the whole universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love than you are yourself, and you… — Azgraybebly Joslan Being s i n g l e Copy Share Image
Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that youre glad she doesnt dress like that. — Azgraybebly Joslan Another woman Copy Share Image
The Rain may cover the Sun but we know that the Sun never forgets to shine, just like u. I may not… — Azgraybebly Joslan Prayer Copy Share Image
On Thanks giving Day we're thankful for Our blessings all year through. For family we dearly love, For good friends, old and… — Azgraybebly Joslan Blessings Copy Share Image
People think onions are the only veg to make you cry..not true ! My mate got hit in the face with a… — Azgraybebly Joslan Cried Copy Share Image
To win, all you need to do is get up one more time than you fall down. — Azgraybebly Joslan Confidence Copy Share Image
Women are temperamental. Thats 90% temper and 10% mental. — Azgraybebly Joslan Anger Copy Share Image
Each second that passes is another moment to turn it all around. — Azgraybebly Joslan Change Copy Share Image
Being single is pretty good. Its a nice sense of irresponsibility. — Azgraybebly Joslan Being s i n g l e Copy Share Image
The pupil dilates 45% when looking at something beautiful.. — Azgraybebly Joslan Beauty Copy Share Image
Losers say what they'll do; winners do without saying. — Azgraybebly Joslan Football Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her. — Azgraybebly Joslan Cheesy break up Copy Share Image
1 Earth. 180497 Islands. 7 Continents. 195 Countries. 6,884,909,953 people in the world. — Azgraybebly Joslan Billion Copy Share Image
Sometimes we expect more from others because wed be willing to do that much for them them. — Azgraybebly Joslan Expect Copy Share Image
Distance is just a test, to see how far love can travel. — Azgraybebly Joslan Distance Copy Share Image
10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t. — Azgraybebly Joslan Birthday Copy Share Image
Beauty is only skin deep. I think whats really important is finding a balance of mind, body and spirit. — Azgraybebly Joslan Beauty Copy Share Image
Being single is always fun, no worries, no misery, no pain. — Azgraybebly Joslan Being s i n g l e Copy Share Image
DICIPLINE is just choosing between what you want NOW and want you want MOST. — Azgraybebly Joslan Choosing Copy Share Image
I love that since the day you came into my life, everything's been perfect. — Azgraybebly Joslan Came Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Annoying people Copy Share Image
Love is never having to say youre sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when youre not. — Azgraybebly Joslan Love Copy Share Image
Im waiting to see the first Intervention episode on A&E for a Facebook addict. — Azgraybebly Joslan Facebook Copy Share Image
The only worse pain than DEPRESSION, is wondering if it will ever END. — Azgraybebly Joslan Depression Copy Share Image
My I hate you face must look very similar to my tell me more face. Ill have to work on that. — Azgraybebly Joslan Face Copy Share Image
You may not know where lifes road will lead you. But keep moving. God is walking with you. — Azgraybebly Joslan God bless Copy Share Image
Being single isnt bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special. — Azgraybebly Joslan Being s i n g l e Copy Share Image
