If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it. — Austin O'Malley Feet Copy Share Image
That the saints were usually in ill luck does not canonize you. — Austin O'Malley Doe Copy Share Image
That a mouse of scandal whisks its foolish tail across the church's floor is not sufficient cause for clamorous leaping out of… — Austin O'Malley Causes Copy Share Image
The perfect critic is one ... that sees with the eyes of posterity. — Austin O'Malley Criticism Copy Share Image
The only original part in a work of art is the infusion of the artist's own character, if he has one. — Austin O'Malley Art Copy Share Image
It is as easy to give advice to yourself as to others, and as useless. — Austin O'Malley Advice Copy Share Image
Envy is a gun with a faulty breech-lock which flares back and burns the gunner. — Austin O'Malley Envy Copy Share Image
Life is a charity ball given by the leaders of society. A few dance, get their charity's worth to the last penny;… — Austin O'Malley Air Copy Share Image
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it. — Austin O'Malley Contempt Copy Share Image
Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath. — Austin O'Malley Advice Copy Share Image
The Son of the Carpenter made the door of heaven so low that you must either take off your plumes or stoop… — Austin O'Malley Carpenter Copy Share Image
The collision of a great man with a great idea strikes fire in dry flax. — Austin O'Malley Collision Copy Share Image
Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk. — Austin O'Malley Characteristics Copy Share Image
Moral progress is a process of isolation; the mountain tops are lonely. — Austin O'Malley Character Copy Share Image
After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings. — Austin O'Malley Feelings Copy Share Image
The weaker the man in authority... the stronger his insistence that all his privileges be acknowledged. — Austin O'Malley Authority Copy Share Image
A politician is like quicksilver: if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it. — Austin O'Malley Fingers Copy Share Image
Art is awkward until technique has become an unconscious habit. — Austin O'Malley Art Copy Share Image
