All Art Buchwald Quotes
- This is what makes me happy: ...Any music-free restaurant ... A grandson who offers to clean the snow off my driveway and also fix my… Any
- When I got to the hospice I was under the impression it would be a two- or three-week stay. But here I still am, six… Anymore
- It was a dangerous profession I had chosen ... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly of them and… Act
- Over the years I have met a lot of important people, but no one as important as Elvis Presley. Elvis
- This is what makes me happy: Remembering where I put my house keys... Happy
- An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women. Any
- If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time. Go
- Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in… Carter
- I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place? First Place
- And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because… All
- The best things in life aren't things. Best
- This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are. Easy
- Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds you to the other person for life. Bonds
- The things that matter most are not things. Humor
- As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you… Ago
- I worship the quicksand he walks in. Inspirational
- So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is… Die
- People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but… Accept
- Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we have. Best