Andy Samberg

It's interesting: when your wife is pregnant and you're expecting, everyone's like, 'It's incredible. Get ready. It's magic. It's the most life-changing…

— Andy Samberg

I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.

— Andy Samberg

No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.

— Andy Samberg

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

— Andy Samberg

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always…

— Andy Samberg

Speaking from personal experience, I watch zero shows when they air. The only shows I watch live are awards shows or sports.…

— Andy Samberg

The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly, the next day.

— Andy Samberg

A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on…

— Andy Samberg

I rode a bike around town when I was a kid, with my friends, but I never got into cycling as a…

— Andy Samberg

When you work with people and are friends with them also, you have more of a shorthand. I think people relax more…

— Andy Samberg

These damn smartphones have enabled us to do far more than we were ever meant to all at once.

— Andy Samberg

I do really like doing animated movies. I like watching animated movies, and I always have. That's something I didn't let go…

— Andy Samberg

If you're someone who's making film or TV or music, or any kind of art form now, there's a billion outlets and…

— Andy Samberg

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel…

— Andy Samberg

A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on…

— Andy Samberg

If something is making us bored, we should probably keep it shorter.

— Andy Samberg

Genndy [Tartakovsky] is so good at directing and so wonderful with animation.

— Andy Samberg

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit.…

— Andy Samberg

Comedy always works better when you're tracking the story and you care about the characters. That's why there's a lot of movies…

— Andy Samberg

All great men have mustaches.

— Andy Samberg

I love Agassi - I really followed him a lot when I was a teenager and remember when guys like him and…

— Andy Samberg

If someone wants to think I'm good-looking, then great, but I certainly don't. I know that's not my biggest strength, and not…

— Andy Samberg

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm…

— Andy Samberg

I don't think a baby is something that you should do because other people are doing it.

— Andy Samberg

Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead.

— Andy Samberg