“Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor” — Andy Ostrom Band Copy Share Image
“Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE” — Andy Ostrom Ahole Copy Share Image
“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE” — Andy Ostrom Ahole Copy Share Image
“Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE” — Andy Ostrom Disney Copy Share Image
“Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into… — Andy Ostrom Ahole Copy Share Image
“Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE” — Andy Ostrom Diet Copy Share Image
