“Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE” — Andy Ostrom Copy Share Image
“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE” — Andy Ostrom Copy Share Image
“Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into… — Andy Ostrom Copy Share Image
