Amit Verma

Those songs that every single time you hear, you seem to cry.

— Amit Verma

Condoms And Hearts When Either One Breaks, Shit Gets R E A L!!

— Amit Verma

Value those who value you ...A friendly reminder to everyone.

— Amit Verma

We are never getting back together is actually about taylor swift's legs.

— Amit Verma

Sister is another word for unpaid babysitter

— Amit Verma

Baby, you're the reason I get up in the morning... LOL JK, I need to pee.

— Amit Verma

A nuclear war is better love story then twilight

— Amit Verma

When I see your face.. my middle finger starts to race

— Amit Verma

You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty

— Amit Verma

Knowing your family so well I can tell who's coming up the stairs by the sound of their footsteps

— Amit Verma

Looks like I must be dead because the way you treat me seems like I don't exist

— Amit Verma

Plain paper has no value but if u write somthng on it, it becomes document, life is same, u have to decide…

— Amit Verma

Ladies: Being smart will only get you so far…Having big boobs and a fat ass will take you the rest of the…

— Amit Verma

You needed me, I was there, I needed you, and suddenly you were always busy.

— Amit Verma

Some People just need a high five . in the face. with a chair , twice from hulk on adrenaline rush.

— Amit Verma

Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long…... you had to borrow it back?

— Amit Verma

You're so annoying you should just wear a shirt that says I'm sorry.

— Amit Verma

Music can instantly put in a good mood

— Amit Verma

Calling someone ugly will not make you prettier

— Amit Verma

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ;)

— Amit Verma

The way certain songs can fuck with your whole mood and mindset.

— Amit Verma

Overprotective parents raise the best liars.

— Amit Verma

Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong.

— Amit Verma

Call me constipated, cause I no longer give a shit.

— Amit Verma

Don't ignore me & then complain that I don't make an effort to talk to you

— Amit Verma

I pretend to ignore you , but I really just miss you.

— Amit Verma

If you don't love me somebody else will

— Amit Verma

Women always say all men want is sex… That's a lie. We want head too.

— Amit Verma

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

— Amit Verma

You're my everything , you make me feel so alive .

— Amit Verma

You need people like me.you need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and saythat's the bad guy'.

— Amit Verma

Why tell social networking sites that you're on your period? Nobody cares if your uterus lining is leaving your body

— Amit Verma

10 year old's have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook... When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers.

— Amit Verma

Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman.

— Amit Verma

Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back…

— Amit Verma

Hats off to the courage of Internet Explorer when it asks Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser?

— Amit Verma

A man who invites you home and shares his meal with you is the one you could build a long lasting friendship…

— Amit Verma

Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant.

— Amit Verma

Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.

— Amit Verma

For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word…

— Amit Verma