To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“There was a barber and his wife. And he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife but they transported him for… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Finding a good barber is like finding a good lawyer - you gotta go to the same guy. — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that. — Paul Konerko Copy Share Image
“Above his olive-skinned neck a Low Dark Fade they call it at the barber's school where I go for a $4.99 haircut… — Joseph McElroy Copy Share Image
Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don't ask an academic if what he does is relevant. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I was given a mask of myself by Frances Barber when we opened 'Julius Caesar.' I looked much younger and prettier. Wearing… — Phyllida Lloyd Copy Share Image
I've lived in L.A. for a long time, and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough, you… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
I sang barber shop harmony and sort of got into performing. And it just came naturally. Then, when I was in college… — Harry Dean Stanton Copy Share Image
“Again, do you call those men leisured who spend many hours at the barber’s simply to cut whatever grew overnight, to have… — Seneca Copy Share Image
I grew up, really, in the days before air conditioning. So I can remember what it was like to be really hot,… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I've eaten a lot of strange things. I've eaten something called a razor clam. They just call it that because it likes… — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
If it's a Clean Bandit-related stress, there are smooth things they play on Classical FM that can help, such as Barber's 'Adagio… — Grace Chatto Copy Share Image
Who the heck is Donald Trump to fire me? I regret I didn't tell Donald Trump, 'You need to fire your barber.… — Sinbad Copy Share Image
“Goods are traded, but services are consumed and produced in the same place. And you cannot export a haircut. But we are… — Thomas L. Friedman Copy Share Image
A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
When Reg died and we first looked into getting a new dog, I was adamant we should pick up a mongrel from… — Mark Barrowcliffe Copy Share Image
“The barber ran to the broken window, and saw Gavroche, who was running with all his might towards the Saint Jean market.… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have better relationships with my barber then with people who are into cinema from an upper class. — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
In Atlanta, I went to barber school. That's how I met everyone I know in Atlanta, by cutting hair. — Zaytoven Copy Share Image
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
I love hats. On tour, it's difficult to stop in at a barber. It's good to have a hat nearby. — OMI Copy Share Image
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence." — Plutarch Copy Share Image
I got tired of going to the barber to keep my fade together, so I just cut it all off. — Andre Braugher Copy Share Image
