All Al Yankovic Quotes
- It's hard to force creativity and humor. Creativity
- Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys. Albums
- There aren't that many superstars around anymore. Anymore
- You don't need to be defined by your job. Defined
- It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of… Album
- One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every… Albums
- Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has… Arm
- I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make… Animal
- You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will. All
- I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again. Bathtub
- You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love. Bungee
- Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt. Big
- I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr. Abducted
- He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine. Death
- My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt… Dough
- My wife went off with Elvis. Elvis
- Velvet Elvis never puts on weight. Elvis
- You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes. Blue
- Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue. All
- I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. All