Quote by Author Name Download Open image “Two men in the bar talk about sex. One suddenly says:” — Author Name ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
At the bar: Man: what to hear a story about my penis? oh nevermind its too long. Women: hmm I was going to tell… — Jessica Copy Share Image
“A man and a woman are on a date. The woman says "I have something to confess, I'm actually a man." The man tells… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
When you hear somebody say, 'This is not about sex' - it's about sex. — Dale Bumpers Copy Share Image
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother! The bar… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm at a bar with a woman! So there, you disgusting whore! And I'm going to take her back to our house and I'm going to have sex with her!" His voice grew louder and louder, cracking with an intensity. "That's right! On the couch, in our bed, on the kitchen floor, on the goddamn kitchen table! How do you… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share
“Let’s talk about sex.” “No.” Rolling my eyes, I walked away. “Sex is good!” “Shut up, Tink.” “Sex is fun!” he continued to shout. I shook my head “The only thing you’re having sex with is inanimate objects, so what do you know?” He ignored me. “Sex is best when it’s one on one!” Stopping in the hall, I turned… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share
A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“A man knows what he likes, so sex with some men is like sex with a mind reader, someone who knows exactly how you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They wanted to hear about the sex, of course. But not the rest; no one wanted to hear the rest. — Christine Keeler Copy Share Image
“Remember when I said all guys talk to their friends about sex? Well, we do. But no guy talks to his friends about sex… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with another girl and spends less time with you he doesn't love you.If he takes another girl everywhere and takes you nowhere he doesn't love you. Whenever he liars to you he truly doesn't care about your… — Author Name Copy Share
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
