Nigga Quote by Author Name

These chicken heads/hoes are trying to play duck duck goose but I told them that this dick aint included.

— Anonymous

Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed…

— Cassandra Clare

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years…

— Mary Roach

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

— Karl Pilkington

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me…

— Mitch Hedberg

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer.

— Ajahn Chah

B*tch you went from Duck Duck Goose, to F*ck F*ck Loose. You went from Ring Around the Rosie, to F*cking all my homies!

— Kylee

My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.

— Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Bitches went from duck duck goose to fuck fuck loose and from ring around the rosie to fuckin all the homies

— Anonymous

'You have chickens?' That's what nearly everyone asks next, after they find out about our family pets. They just need to make sure they…

— Amy Robach

Cheers to girls, throw the deuces to the guys. Now I got a chicken and a goose in the ride.

— Trey Songz

My duckie lmao

— Meeeeeee