"I went to look up ninjas in the……" — Ashley Purdy
"I went to look up ninjas in the thesaurus, and it said No search available well played ninjas. Weeelllll played"
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17 Quotes by Ashley Purdy
Ashley Purdy has 17 quotes on this site.
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I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.
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Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!...
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Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.
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Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.
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Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet:…
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Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.
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Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.
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A cup at Starbucks isn't really that expensive when you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup..
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In a world where you can be anything, be yourself.
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you…
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What is up with this Ashley Purdy day tomorrow,I see? Do I need to dress up as myself?!
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If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!
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To say the word Romanticism is to say modern art - that is, intimacy, spirituality, color, aspiration towards the infinite,…
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