Always Quote by Ashley Jensen

...I got to try the bagpipes. It was like trying to blow an octopus.

— James Galway

The hairs stand up on the back of my neck at certain music.

— Jeff Lynne

“New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that…

— Bill Maher

“It sounds like the cry of a newborn demon ready to destroy all peace and love!” Dietmar said. “But I believe it is merely…

— Michael Grant

“Musick they have, but not the harmony of the sphears, but loud terrene noises, like the bellowing of beasts; the loud bagpipe is their…

— Alistair Campsie

It is the most delightful thing that ever happens to me, when I hear something coming out of my guitar and out of my…

— James Taylor

When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.

— Jack Finney

“HOrrible. The most horrible sound on earth. The sound of death and torture and the agonies of a burning hell," Lisle said. "Damn them.…

— Loretta Chase

I find brass bands have a melancholy sound. All right out of doors, of course - fifty miles away. Like bagpipes, they turn what…

— Thomas Beecham

Bagpipes is a woodwind instrument, so you have to warm it up. But in a wrestling dressing room? You've got to be kidding me.

— Roddy Piper

I'm always screaming my lungs out till my head starts spinning.

— A Day To Remember

Oh damn there playing bag pipes on TV here comes the tears again. Certain music, songs and sounds rip me apart PTSD Sucks!

— Stanley Victor Paskavich