Craziness Quote by Artie Lange Download Open image ““You haven’t lived till you’ve played Scrabble in a psych ward.”” — Artie Lange ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Craziness Crazy Drugs Heroine Insane Living Psych-ward Psycho Scrabble
“If you haven't caused a scene in a psych unit, it's just because you haven't been inside long enough.” — Victor LaValle Copy Share Image
“The day I understand what's going on in her psychotic little brain they'll have to lock me in a psych ward.” — J. Gabriel Gates Copy Share Image
“The last place I want to be is the hospital, but I'm not stupid. I know when it's time to go in. I am… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
“After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't or everyone.” — Larry Brown Copy Share Image
“I have worked locked psych wards and had patients give me stories they wrote or poems and this reminded me of that... Word salad!” — Montzalee Wittmann Copy Share Image
“The last thing you’d want is to look like you’re one straight jacket shy of a psych ward—” — Belinda Boring Copy Share Image
“Play dead often and long enough and people begin to think you are.” — Janet Tashjian Copy Share Image
“After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone.” — Larry Brown Copy Share Image
“I hadn’t realized what a collage of mental disorders my whole life has been,” — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
“Apparently, I had graduated from psychologist and was now in need of a full-blown psychiatrist.” — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
“The only wards I ever knew happen to be fictitious characters.” — Augusta Evans Wilson Copy Share Image
“Dr. Spiro seems to think I don't know how to behave in a mental institution.” — Louise Wareham Copy Share Image
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy.… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to figure out… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Not everyone is capable of madness; and of those lucky enough to be capable, not many have the courage for it. — August Strindberg Copy Share Image
I wish you a wrestling match with your Creative Muse that will last a lifetime. ... I wish craziness and foolishness and madness upon… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I'm crazy and once you think you've reached my craziness there is something below waiting to be discovered — Amber Copy Share Image
It's this kind of wild unpredictability, megalomania, thin-skinned craziness that really has me worried, more than [Donald Trump] statements. Now, on the climate change… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I try to write the books I would love to come upon that are honest, concerned with real lives, human hearts, spiritual transformation, families,… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring out the… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
“There is a craziness in it all that betokens a kind of delicious freedom. Notions are cast off. If only for a moment. They… — Sebastian Barry Copy Share Image
It was just this crazy craziness, and the fact that it was shot in Paris, and it had these incredible people in it. It… — Dianne Wiest Copy Share Image
No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Waiting for someone to love you back when you know it will never happen...its craziness... — Cherry Diaz Copy Share Image