Austin Quote by Argus Hamilton

You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot.

— Al Jourgensen

The big elephant sitting in the corner is that George W. Bush is simply unqualified for the job. What's his accomplishment? That he's no…

— Ron Reagan

President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.

— Jay Leno

The biggest correlation you find is with Trump's own personal and business interests. He lives in Palm Beach part of the year, where charity…

— David Fahrenthold

Donald Trump didn't have much in the bank at all, to the tune of three-point-some-odd million dollars, whereas Hillary has something like (I don't…

— Rush Limbaugh

President Bush, yes, spent money like a drunken sailor, and left the nation with a record $400-billion deficit. President Obama, however, is spending far…

— Paul Kengor

Here in America, money is something everyone can have, and because Trump poured cement with blue collars when he was a young man, he…

— Gavin McInnes

There's this huge controversy over the fact that President Bush apparently received credit for National Guard service in Alabama in '72 and '73 even…

— Jay Leno

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

— Kinky Friedman

A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even…

— Martin Bashir

If you looked at Jeb Bush's campaign, it's more than just money. It's the nature of the candidate and the message and all that…

— Bernie Sanders

George Bush is by American standards rabidly Upper Class - Eastern, Socially Attractive, WASP, 19th-century money, several generations of Andover and Yale (and, while…

— Peter York