"Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your……" — April Winchell
"Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill."
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18 Quotes by April Winchell
April Winchell has 18 quotes on this site.
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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey…
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Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No,…
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My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
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I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.
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IÂ wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
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I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
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I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
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I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
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I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
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Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
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I never have anything to talk about.
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I start from scratch with each movie; I wipe the slate and I certainly don't rely on some bag of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the…
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People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth.
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If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping…
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The truth is, of course, that history is not completed in modern commerce any more than philosophy is perfected in…
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In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I…
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Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on…
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