April Winchell Quotes

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• Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit…
• Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
• My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
• I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.
• IÂ wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
• I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
• I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
• I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
• I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
• Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
• I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
• Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
• I never have anything to talk about.
• I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more…
• I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful…
• I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.
• The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all…
• Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due…

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