Jack-tumor Quote by Anthony McGowan

“I blame the lentils.”

— Beth Fantaskey

“My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family.”

— Jennifer Ashley

“He seemed particularly insistent. I both did and didn’t want to be left alone at the house with my mother. There was an aching…

— Danzy Senna

“Like that time I came home and Mum was sick, not letting me upstairs. Later on I heard Dad actually blaming her for being…

— Ian Cross

“I might not have a boyfriend, but I have cupcakes, an those tasty bastards haven't let me down yet.”

— L.H. Cosway

“Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about.”

— J. Lynn

“I would certainly spank my mom.”

— Jose Medina

“I don't mind the barbs of the cat penis.”

— G. Arthur Brown

“You're not driving home if it's late, though. I am accustomed to dropping my women off at their door," he snickered because he knew…

— S.W. Frank

“You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be the reason I’m even here, in…

— Tere Michaels

“had gone through a rebellious phase, and no, he was not the kind of boyfriend you took home to your parents,”

— Sarah A. Denzil

“You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there's lots of chocolate in this house.”

— Keryl Raist