Embarrassment Quote by Anonymous

The number one mistake people make in attraction is either doing too much or too little.

— Matthew Hussey

If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.

— Richard P. Feynman

The odds are lousy that I actually said something attributed to me.

— Morgan Freeman

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

— Doug Stanhope

I get nervous around extremely attractive people.

— Anonymous

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

— Carrot Top

You get as many chances as you want; as many as you dare to make for yourself.

— Edward Bloor

“Once I dated a woman I only liked 43%. So I only listened to 43% of what she said. Only told the truth 43%…

— jeffrey mcdaniel

If all you have to offer is a look that is supposed to be appealing, the you are going to be paid attention to…

— Julia Roberts

If people don't think the odds are against you, you're doing it wrong.

— Aaron Levie

“on a scale of 1 to 10 (10being the highest) how high are the chances of me getting your phone number?”

— Futty-fuze

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

— Judge Judy