Joke Quote by Anonymous

Baboons take a bit of getting to know but, apparently, once you break the ice, so to speak, they are complex and interesting creatures…

— Alexander McCall Smith

Baboons are poster children for psychosocial stress, living in troops with bruising and shifting dominance hierarchies among males and high rates of male aggression.

— Robert Sapolsky

Baboons who have friends do much better in terms of their physiology. And if that applies to a baboon, it could certainly apply for…

— Robert Sapolsky

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

— Fred Allen

The State, that cawing rookery of committees and subcommittees.

— V. S. Pritchett

So the name of a group has to say something. The name has to be strong.

— Jim Capaldi

A group of reptilian humanoids, called the Babylonian Brotherhood, control humanity.

— David Icke

When, in some obscure country town, the farmers come together to a special town meeting, to express theiropinion on some subject which is vexing…

— Henry David Thoreau

Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.

— H. L. Mencken

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

— Richard Harkness

Members of Congress are people too.

— Dana Bash

My son, I do not say these are foals and those asses, these little monkeys and those great baboons, as you would have me…

— Giordano Bruno