Baboons Quote by Anonymous

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

— Anonymous

“The Headmaster told Professor Flitwick that this was, indeed, a secret and delicate matter of which he had already been informed, and that he…

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

“Even by Harry’s low standards in Divination, the exam went very badly. He might as well have tried to see moving pictures on the…

— J.K. Rowling

“Now — be warned! It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizardkind! You may find yourselves facing your…

— J.K. Rowling

“It’s obvious,” said Ron. “You can pretend to be waiting for Professor Flitwick, you know.” He put on a high voice, “‘Oh Professor Flitwick,…

— J.K. Rowling

“Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher, was a tiny little wizard who had to stand on a pile of books to see over his desk.…

— J.K. Rowling

“Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.' Snape froze.…

— J.K. Rowling

A mouse slid out from under his hat and scrambled down his sleeve, across his lap, and down to the floor. Nothing,' said Fenworth,…

— Donita K. Paul

Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to call me…

— JK Rowling

Professor,” Harry gasped. “Your bird — I couldn’t do anything — he just caught fire —

— Anonymous

He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably…

— Terry Pratchett

“Professor Dumbledore. Can I ask you something?" "Obviously, you've just done so," Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one more thing, however." "What do…

— J.K. Rowling