Friday Quote by Anonymous

“If it looks like a duck and quacks likes a duck, it's a duck, right?”

— Mark Peter Hughes

“I spent the weekend after our date wishing I could stab him with my fluffy-duck pen and staring at the phone hoping he'd call.…

— Cath Crowley

“I’ll be honest, right now you could probably talk me into anything. Chains or leather or ducks.” “Ducks?” “Whatever.” Pen pressed against him. “What…

— K.J. Charles

“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?”

— Alex Duval

“He couldn't be serious and stern with a man who had ducklings in his hair, or who talked to baby birds like they were…

— Cat Sebastian

“...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.”

— Washington Irving

You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked.

— Anonymous

“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you…

— K. Bromberg

“If your mother likes your drawing of a duck and hangs it on the refrigerator, that doesn’t mean it’s good.” “Snob,” Sam said.”

— Michael Thomas Ford

“I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Queer Ducks flock together.”

— Gail Carson Levine

“Ducks like balloons. Think about THAT next time your child has a birthday party and you choose to not invite all of mine.”

— Jarod Kintz