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“The Other Pigskin Once you put bacon in a salad, it’s no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of Find the Bacon in the Lettuce. JIM GAFFIGAN” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

““The Other Pigskin Once you put bacon in a salad, it’s no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of Find the Bacon in the Lettuce. JIM GAFFIGAN””

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