“Stop calling others with old titles just use new titles. Please address people accordingly *OLD TITLES - NEW TITLES *Garden Boy : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist *Receptionist : Front desk Controler *Typist : Printed Document Handler *Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician *Temporary Teacher :Associate Tutor *Tea Boy : Refreshments director *Garbage Collector : Environmental Sanitation Technician *Guard : security enforcement director *Prostitute : Practical Sexual Relations Officer *Thief : Wealth Distribution Officer *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist *Maid : Domestics Managing director *Cook : Food chemist *Gossiper : Oral Research nd evaluation director ªwhich¬ one do you like paaaaa lol”