Audience Quote by Anonymous

I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

— Daniel Tosh

“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love like socks for gloves, and let the world…

— Jarod Kintz

On 'Saturday Night Live,' you wear so many hats there. You're the prop person, the actor, you're everything.

— Casey Wilson

None of us are good or evil, and that frustrates us because we want to see others as wearing a white hat or black…

— Mike Cernovich

I generally wear a lot of black clothes, and I think that comes from wanting to be as neutral as possible. We use a…

— Dan Smith

I don't think I have a black-hat image.

— Harold Simmons

I hate the actor and audience business. An author should be in among the crowd, kicking their shins or cheering them on to some…

— D. H. Lawrence

Whats the point of fighting with out an audience? You always need people there to watch them fall.

— Kevin McCarty

I like to challenge the audience. I want people to feel discomfort.

— Brett Gelman

I really appreciate and respect the audience. People pay their hard-earned money to go watch you, so I feel like it's my job to…

— Paula Patton

In the press, there's this desire for the black audience to be this monolithic thing that always responds to the same stars. That's a…

— Justin Simien

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

— George Carlin