Dating Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Reasons to date me: 1. No one will steal me from you. 2. Sometimes I'm funny.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dating Relationships
Reasons to date me: 1. no one will try and steal me from you 2. sometimes I'm funny — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Reasons to date me: 1. I have a fast Wi-Fi 2. Sometimes I'm funny 3. I laugh at my own jokes, so you don't have to. 4. Please — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Reasons you should date me: 1) I'm awesome. 2) I have a good heart. 3) I'm requesting. 4) I'm begging. 5) Please. — Shushi Copy Share Image
You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“Had I got a dating profile, it would be like this: Looks- 6/10: I know Humor-9/10- you’ll know I don’t know about my sarcasm… — Bhavik Sarkhedi Copy Share Image
“I don't get it, guys, I continued. I'd want to date me. Why is it so hard for me? I'm wicked fun, I dress… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
You "have a date," you "go out with a date," you "groan because there isn't a decent date in town." A situation defined as… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
“Dating is basically this weird thing where you go out and pretend to be someone you're not until the other person likes you enough… — Kevin Molesworth Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to dating, Im straightforward and traditional with a twist. — Luke Pasqualino Copy Share Image
Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
“To lovers out there… Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My brother trolled recovery and support groups, searching for women with dependency issues, the way I frequented bookstores with the hope of finding a… — Richard J. O'Brien Copy Share Image
I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can of worms.… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
I started online dating in my 50s after two divorces. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can. — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, the dates,looks,or the showing off, it;s about being with someone who makes you happy in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image