Awesome christian Quote by Anonymous

People are strange: They want the front of the bus, the back of the church and the center of attention.

— Anonymous

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. —Mrs. Miracle

— Debbie Macomber

Why do we people in churches seem like cheerful, brainless tourists on a packaged tour of the Absolute?

— Annie Dillard

People want to laugh. People want to feel good.

— Lana Condor

Today, we need a Church capable of walking at people's side, of doing more than simply listening to them; a Church which accompanies them…

— Pope Francis

“If we get the right people on the bus, the right people in the right seats, and the wrong people off the bus, then…

— James C. Collins

A lot of street dudes, you know their grandma go to church every Sunday. A lot of people in the pen, a lot of…

— Roddy Ricch

The Church is not an automobile showroom - a place to put ourselves on display so that others can admire our spirituality, capacity, or…

— Dieter F. Uchtdorf

For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving.

— Emo Philips

Everyone wants to be funny. Maybe not everyone, but to an extent.

— Finn Wolfhard

God wants every local church to be the first place people think to go when they've really messed up...not the last.

— Tullian Tchividjian

People are funny in the way that they choose to express themselves.

— Frank Vincent