Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Notice how no one ever drops by for a visit when your house is clean.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
we learn the process of emptying out, cleaning house, both within and without. — Brenda Shoshanna Copy Share Image
I love cleaning the house. I'd never have a cleaner - I wouldn't trust them to do it. — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
I never leave the house without washing my hair - that's number one! — Camila Morrone Copy Share Image
If everyone sweeps before his own front door, then the street is clean. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
in the day after humans disappear, nature takes over and immediately begins cleaning house - our houses. — Alan Weisman Copy Share Image
You got to always take advantage of getting your room cleaned. You may think it's nice not to have anybody in your room, like… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean it twice a week,… — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
In my experience in Washington, when people refuse to come clean, it is usually because they are hiding dirty laundry. — Tom Fitton Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
