Christmas Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Favorite Holiday Funny christmas card Gain Holiday Hilarious christmas Holiday Holiday season Humorous christmas Season Blaming Weight Gain
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For many of us, the holiday season triggers memories of food and family. That's certainly the case for me. — Suleika Jaouad Copy Share Image
The fall season brings Thanksgiving and the beginning of the holiday season. Sharing meals with family and friends are a key element of this… — Margaret Cuomo Copy Share Image
The best thing about the Holiday Season is the chance to wish you a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm getting fatter by the moment." If you can relate to this expression, and the holidays are looming before you, than this book may… — Heidi White Copy Share Image
Even if some of us daren't admit it to ourselves, we are all a little conscious of Christmas weight gain. The trouble for foodies… — Rachel Khoo Copy Share Image
No matter what else is going on, Christmas is my all-time favorite period in the year. It has a positive effect on me like… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I love the fact that everybody slightly changes during the holidays. Most people are a little bit brighter and have a little bit more… — Jordin Sparks Copy Share Image
Usually when it's the holidays and you're gonna be doing a lot of eating, it's because you're celebrating with people. I think that's the… — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
When the summer comes I feel sorry for fat people but when the winter come, fat people celebrate. — Dumi Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image