Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life Smart
It's fine to eat dessert when I want to eat dessert because that will give me the peace of mind I need. I'll know… — Camila Mendes Copy Share Image
“If life’s taught me anything, it’s that you might as well eat your dessert first, ’cos the ceiling might fall in before you’re even… — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share Image
Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I think the main mistake people tend to make is that they rush desserts. Take your time and plan ahead. — Adriano Zumbo Copy Share Image
Desserts are my life - making them, eating them, and teaching others how to prepare them perfectly. — Sherry Yard Copy Share Image
Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
