Historical Quote by Anonymous

I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and…

— Robert E. Lee

“Would you mind terribly if instead of serving desert, I masturbated quietly at the dinner table? I’m training for Congress.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We head into the bar and order drinks. I’m looking around to see if I recognize any members of Congress. They’re sort of my…

— David Rosenfelt

“Come Senators, Congressmen, Please heed the call, Don’t stand in the doorways, Don’t block up the halls…For the times they are a changin’.”

— Jeffrey D. Sachs

“We the people are the United States of America. Not the military, not Washington, DC, not the president, not the Congress. They all work…

— Mike Foster

“I bowl like I masturbate: with two hands. I should run for Congress.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My father would eat cat shit if it was salted, fried, or frosted, but it took an act of Congress to get him to…

— Janet Evanovich

“Forget politics, his father had always said. Just give 'em something they need, or they'll eat you alive.”

— Joe Schreiber

“We are what no one wants to miss at the party. I act delighted, but I have zero interest in these Capitol people. They…

— Suzanne Collins

“Now more than ever before, the people are responsible for the character of their Congress. If that body be ignorant, reckless, and corrupt, it…

— Anonymous

“Members of Congress are like the voters in one respect -- they want to go with the winners.”

— Ralph Nader

“How I feed myself is none of the government's business. F**k their stupid rules.”

— Anonymous